Instant motorcycle chaps

What to do if you are caught in a rain storm with no raingear...

1. You must find, quickly I might add, you favorite shopping experience (Walmart, Kmart, Dollar General, auto parts store, etc.)

2. Head for the automotive department and pick out two, one for each leg, of the silver car windshield dash protectors.

3. Next, head over to home improvement and pick up a roll of high quality duct tape. Must be good quality to with stand the wind and driving rain.

4. Extend the protector and wrap lower leg. Remember not to cover the knee, they must be able to bend.

5. Secure into place with duct tape just below knee, at the calf and ankle area.

6. You are now ready to brave the elements and ride like the wind!! Happy cycling from the "Tin Man".